Important Announcements
  • This will take place at the PIG and Whistle near Rockerfeller Center, the address is 58 W 48th Street.. NOT THE RUGBY SPORTS BAR PIG AND WHISTLE THAT IS ALSO IN MIDTOWN!
  • There will be no rugby, rugby enthusiasts. No rugby for you.
  • We have a high top in the front reserved for an indefinite period of time beginning at 3:00. Thanks Ella
  • Wear a blazer show some class. You know who this applies to so don't quibble with me
  • It's going to be COLD.

Patrick Office Hours

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When: Saturday, January 31st, 2026 starting at 3:00 PM

What: Pints with Pat

Where: PIG N' WHISTLE PUBLIC HOUSE 58 W 48th Street, New York, NY. 10036

DESCRIPTION

Is your life MEH? Are the vibes off?

Do you want to put your life into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE? Do you want to end your dry January with a BANG?

Are you only mildly put off by these MISMATCHED FONTS?

If you're feeling like things ain't right lately, well, you're probably on to something. But instead of doing futile and enervating things with screens, why not visit the electrochemistry-fueled world of friends and pints for an afternoon?

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Select this really cool GIF to add the event to your so-called "Google Calendar." It won't open in a new tab because you can figure that shit out for yourself

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FAQ

Q: I'd like to kick it to the MAX with you but I can't make it. I have to ...

A: BEFORE YOU CONTINUE I want you to give me a reason you're not coming that's really x-trme, kicks it up a notch, is wicked sick, etc. Maybe your'e doing 360 ollies down at the halfpipe, maybe your'e dune jumping. I dont' want to hear anything about taking your sister to the doctor's office unless it's on a paraglider or involved Tony Hawk somehow

Q: I like this website did you VIBECO—

A: AHEM let me interrupt you once again. I made this website using a powerful technology called EMACS !

Q:What are you up to these days?

A: I got a promotion so now I'm a PRINCIPAL whatever it was I did before!!

Q:This site seems even more deranged than usual, are you all right?

A: Yep I'm doing awesome thanks :)

Q:What's a "macrobrew" ???

A: It's the opposite of a "microbrew" i.e. a beer like Smithwicks or Guinness. Why drink macros? You won't feel as bad the next day, for one. You also won't have to say names like Hazy Citrus Explosion Protocol to your bartender.

Q:How do you pronounce Smithwicks?

A: Smithicks. Put a little burr in the thorn.

Goers